The positive thinking poem

Piyush Hari's mail on i*i*t*r-n*a*c mailing list has stirred a hornet's nest. Some of the replies to it are of the following types:

Little birdy in the sky,
You look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
You just thank God that cows don't fly.

(This is an humble attempt at humour, and does not necessarily reflects my personal views on this controversy)